Be Afraid…Be Very Afraid!


It’s creepy. It’s weird. It looks like one of Scooby-Doo’s arch villains and it made me fear my child. Deep from the dark lurks of the highway restaurant pitstop, it’s…Frownie!

So what exactly is a Frownie? Well, basically it’s a brownie with a white icing grimace. But oh, it’s so much more than that. As chief mascot of a local highway pitstop restaurant we went to on a recent roadtrip, Frownie takes on many forms: banners, menus, stickers, placemats, masks… children’s souls! The meal at this restaurant was okay, but it was all leading up to the frownie dessert. And while it was a good brownie, we really must take stock on what’s going on with the children’s masks. I have seriously never been more freaked out from Holly than when she was wearing this mask, grunting “i’m gonna eat you! i’m gonna eat you!”. This thing was so freaky, I had to sleep with the light on for a whole month and have only just recently begun to eat chocolate again…but no brownies, please.

Stu