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we have an alligator in our house.

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

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Our daughter is four and like most kids her age she likes to tell stories and has a crazy imagination. At preschool one day she told her teacher about an alligator with sharp teeth, long claws and a dusty scaly tail that lived in her house until one day we sent him away in the mail. When I picked her up from school that day her teacher told us about her alligator story. She was shocked to find out it was true, that we did bring an alligator with sharp teeth and long claws home with us and sent him away to one lucky 3p4 customer.

Stu and I have a strange job and bring some strange things home with us. But it made us laugh the strange stories our daughter must tell at school – next time her teacher will probably wonder if it’s her imagination or reality. alligators in the house, that’s just silly.

zooey

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

i have a girl crush on zooey deschanel and i love this cotton commercial she stars in. -janet

via two ellie

next!

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

nextwindowplease

sometimes with buying for the shop, the two of us are not always in agreement. when stu came home from a trip with this number – next window please sign – i wasn’t so sure. i saw it sitting on our kitchen table and wondered what was he thinking? but later as we were photographing it for the site he told me his theory behind it – “see, if you have it at your desk at work and a co-worker or boss comes up to you wouldn’t it be great to just point to this sign?”

yes! i think we all have those days. next window please!

hey there.

Monday, April 20th, 2009

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Stu Rabbit

Thursday, June 5th, 2008


My jaw is still on the floor after accidentally stumbling upon the back cover of this really cool 1970′s cardboard press-out book (similar to the ones in our shop). We were set to put this up in the store when I turned to the back and couldn’t believe it…. Stu Rabbit. I’ve always thought that I had an unusual name – whenever I met someone new they’d either say, “I never met anyone named Stu before” or…. “I know a guy named Stu….he’s really weird”. Well, I definitely agree on both fronts. I’ve never really known anyone else on a personal level named Stu and the ones I’ve heard of were definitely…not so normal (including myself, which I’ve recently come to grips with – I guess you always kind of grow into the name you’re given). But you can throw that all out the window cause this Stu Rabbit is awesome and has given me a new perspective on my name. Not only is this rabbit named “Stu”, he’s pink, and if you attach the press-out legs to the body, they spin around like Fred Flintstone driving in his car. To boot, he looks like a kind of an amazing rejected Jay Ward cereal mascot!Okay, I just now breezed through the rest of the book and it’s confirmed. The name “Stu Rabbit” shares company with “Hattie Beaver”, “Kooky Klown”, “Packer Elephant” and “Nutty Squirrel” among others. Awesome. I love my name.

Dance It Out

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Everyone has a funny, ridiculous little dance that they do when they’re at home being silly. Stu definitely has his – that make holly and i laugh and laugh and laugh.The faces that accompany these silly dances are probably the best and when he really gets into it he strains a muscle or two. Holly has picked up some dancing tips and has some strange moves now that she does. It’s very entertaining. This photo was taken right after her birthday party.

Thanks for all the sweet comments about our bunny Gus.

The Diet Starts…..Now…Okay, wait….Now.

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Like most people, I tend to pack on the pounds during the Winter months. It’s just hard to stay away from good food and it seems like the answer when anyone ever asks “more anything?” is always…”more everything!”. So I’m trying to do my best now to get a bit better in shape so that I don’t sweat so much when I play Wii against my nephew and can actually justify our YMCA Family Plan membership – of which there seems to be no Plan at all really and in fact doesn’t involve Family either come to think of it.

So I told Janet that the better eating starts today. And despite starting the day off with Eggo French Toaster Sticks (which have become a staple lately) all was good except for when it came to dessert after dinner. We were out on a trip for the shop and stopped by the only restaurant in this small town, a place way over-fancy from where we usually might eat. If you haven’t been to this one, you’ve been to others – usually called something like the Carriage House or Carriage Inn or Inn House and you can bet on Surf & Turf on the specials menu every time. We were hesitant about going in but the only other option was Pizza Hut and having that sit low and lazy in our stomachs for a near 2 hour drive home would not bode well…for anyone, really. The dinner itself was healthy enough, but then they brought out this dessert tray. And what particularly caught my eyes, as well as Holly’s was this peanut butter chocolate thing. I’m not sure what my confusion is with desserts lately, but I think I’m getting the hang of it.

stu: What’s that one there?
waitress: Coconut Cake
(awkward silence)
stu: Okay, so what’s that one?
waitress: That’s our Peanut Butter Cup Cake
stu: What’s in it?
waitress: Peanut Butter, Chocolate and Cake
stu: Oh. So it’s like a Peanut Butter Cup?
waitress: Yes, it’s basically a really big Peanut Butter Cup
stu: So is it made from Peanut Butter Cups?
waitress: No, it’s like a Peanut Butter Cup. It’s Peanut Butter and Chocolate.
stu: So there’s nothing to do with cups?
waitress: (silence)…..no
stu: Is it good?
waitress: Yeah..I guess…if you like Peanut Butter and Chocolate
stu: I do…..I do.

So the diet starts……tomorrow.

Good ‘Ol Rock

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

I sometimes forget how weird I am and, now that I’m home all the time, how my weirdness is rubbing off on our daughter, Holly. I woke up this morning and thought I’d actually try and take an outsider’s view on our daily life and see just how many “not normal” vocabulary, phrases, games, etc. she’s learned from us. To me, they’re awesome…but I realized that now that she’s “hanging out” with more kids her age (3yrs old) and not just us, she might be a bit confused that others don’t know what these things mean. Here’s just a few from today:

Twins!
We taught Holly from a very young age that whenever you had the same of anything as anyone else, you were supposed to hold that object up, clink it against the other person’s and shout, “Twiiiins!” Some objects which have been subject to “Twins” recently include: plastic orange cups, peanut butter Ritz Bitz, bagels, Converse All-Stars and ukuleles.

Wacky-Shack!
If you’re ever on anything that’s wobbly or shaky or moving around too much, you yell out “Wacky Shack!” Well, actually it’s “waaacckkkyyyy shaaaaackkkk!”. Can also be used if you see something that looks unstable as in “woah. that thing looks wacky shack. i’m not going in there…” Some additional acceptable derivatives: whack shack; whacker-shacker; sir whackus shackus; whacks-in-a-shack

Good ‘Ol Rock
We recently taught Holly the game of rock-paper-scissors and she heard me mutter “good ‘ol rock. nothing beats rock” – which is a quote from an old Simpsons episode. Well, now Holly always always puts out rock and never anything else and always adds, “good ‘ol rock!”

MooMoo’s, Key-ley Key-ley and Eepit
Monsters, armpits and getting something stuck. No, these aren’t made up words, but a smattering of Tagalog that has made its way into our daily vocabulary – of which Holly does not know the english equivalent. I can’t wait until her friend asks her why she’s not allowed in the woods and she tells them it’s because “there’s moomoo’s in there”.

Flip-Flop
Ok, this one is all Holly. It’s some kind of game that she made up for herself that involves pieces of paper. I don’t know what it involves, how to play it or, well, I guess I don’t know anything about it at all, really. But she talks about it all the time and it sounds fascinating. I think the goal of the game is to call-out “flip-flop” or something. I hope she lets me play it one day.

It’s tough to be a part of this family. But it’s fun. Really fun.

But…It’s Mr. Lee!

Thursday, April 17th, 2008


Our new home is right around the corner from where janet’s best friend’s parents live. We go there from time to time to visit and sometimes like to crash their saturday or sunday mornings because there’s always a whole lotta bacon, eggs and toast goin on. And I’m always offered a soda and homebaked brownies (sometimes there’ even fresh baked bread!) when I go there…which I always accept because we don’t usually drink or eat such treats in our home. It feels like when you were a kid and you’d go to that friend’s house that had all the sugary snacks and cereals and your mind was just blown.

Janet’s known them since she was 5 years old and so, for some strange reason, even though we’re now in our 30′s, still refer to them as Mr. and Mrs. Lee. What’s even stranger is that I have been compelled to do it too, going on about 10 years now. Want more? Janet’s friend’s husband (their son-in-law!) ALSO calls them Mr. and Mrs. Lee. What is going on here? Is it just some type of strange child/adult honor and respect phenomenon that we really just can’t shake? They’re extremely nice people and a lot of fun to talk to and joke around with. What’s wrong with calling them by their first name? I’ve spoken to janet a few times about trying to crack the code and address them by their first names and she always says that I should just do it, and I say I will…but always chicken out when we get there. Between the sugary soda treats and all the “Mr.” and “Mrs. Lee’s” it’s like some Hansel & Gretel twilight zone where once you enter the door you’re a kid again.

So where is this all leading? Well, today when we were driving back from our daily Dunkin’ Donuts Iced Coffee run (large, please), I came about 2 inches from crashing through a median because I thought I saw Mr. Lee driving past us in the opposite lane. I yelled “I think that’s Mr. Lee!” and Janet just shouted “Stu, look out!!!”. I veered out of the way and she asked, “What are you doing?!”…and my response was just…”But…but I thought it was Mr. Lee!”. I think at that moment I realized how funny and odd it is that, no matter where we are or what the situation, we revert back to kids when we see them. It’s also one of those things when you always see someone in a certain context (i.e. their own home) and then when you see them in public it feels like a celebrity sighting.

Superstitions vs. Irrational Fears

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

I come from a fairly superstitious family. No hats on the bed, don’t walk over anyone who’s laying down, always keep olive oil and bread in the house, cats (ok, well, that’s just me, personally). They’re passed down through the generations, sometimes getting watered down, mixed up or just plain abandoned. But in their essence they’re all based on some type of event or occurrence in history – plagues, disease, general fear of the unknown. Superstitions are generally accepted in society and are, well, kind of fun – giving insight into our family history and the culture we came from. But what happens when these superstitions explode? Case in point – we have a good friend. She follows some “normal” superstitions in daily life, but somewhere, somehow, her superstitions and fears have taken on a life of their own. Funny to us, but not necessarily to her. Every time we meet up, there seems to be new fear, each one more and more irrational than the last. They’re mostly funny because, unlike superstitions, they’re not part of anyone’s daily life and while we wouldn’t spend more than a few seconds in our lifetime thinking about them, these are the things that keep her up at night.

Gnomes (we show her our Gnome book): “I can’t even look at that. (turns head). Seriously. Just…can you put it away? Why do you guys have that?”

“Aren’t you guys afraid of Mermaids? Oh my god. I think that if I ever saw one, I would just lay down and die”

“You guys still eat lettuce?”

“I always sleep with all the lights on, you know, because if there was like an intruder ghost, you would need every second you could get”

The best part is that she doesn’t really know why she’s afraid of these things and so it’s really easy (albeit, maybe not fair) to instill new irrational fears in her. For instance, upon telling her that my ancestry is Gnomish (to which Janet chimes in – that’s why Stu’s kind of short, but really strong)…she got really quiet and got this look like she didn’t really want to hang out with us anymore. The best part of it all is that she’s a really good sport about the teasing and takes it all in stride. The bad part is that some of her fears do tend to rub off on you and as hard as you try, you still can’t stop but think ….maybe she knows something we don’t.